Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 06:47PM 
Acme Banana Global's VP of Strategic Banana Partnerships is speaking
at Banana World 2009 tonight. Attendees, please join us for the after-
event party for free drinks and food!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 05:59PM 
According to a totally fake and disreputable news source, over 93% of all accidents in the workplace are in some way related to plaintain peels, NOT banana peels. It's a common misconception that bananas are related, but they're not. One more reason Acme Bananas Global is dedicated to the complete eradication of all plaintains from the planet.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 05:30PM Attention all Acme Bananas customers. Beginning Monday, Acme Bananas Global will be implementing a new Banana returns policy. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Integer odio justo, luctus vitae, faucibus sit amet, varius sed, lorem. Morbi et felis vel turpis dapibus aliquam. Praesent nibh dui, adipiscing sit amet, elementum id, rutrum id, turpis. Duis dui elit, ornare a, luctus non, euismod ac, neque. Maecenas velit risus, dignissim accumsan, euismod vitae, elementum commodo, nisl. Praesent sed odio. Cum
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 05:28PM The Acme Bananas official fake website is now live! This is a simple demo website created by MailChimp to showcase the cool stuff that you can do with MailChimp, and sometimes, Squarespace. You should probably just ignore everything you see here.