Plantains: Deadly in the workplace
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 05:59PM
Freddie Chimp

According to a totally fake and disreputable news source, over 93% of all accidents in the workplace are in some way related to plaintain peels, NOT banana peels. It's a common misconception that bananas are related, but they're not. One more reason Acme Bananas Global is dedicated to the complete eradication of all plaintains from the planet.

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